TidBit 07:

Andy Rooney on cripes
 

My wife's from the Midwest.  Very nice people there.  Very wholesome. They use words like "Cripes," as in  "For Cripes sake."  

Who would that be; Jesus Cripes?  The son of "Gosh" of the church of "Holy Moly"?  

I'm not making fun of it.  You think I wanna burn in "Heck"?